Monday, July 08, 2013

In Murrayland: A new song by Zander 'Blind Boy' Flugga

Nobody wants a baseball bat, everybody wants a racquet
Every politician has a flag inside his jacket
Playing football on a tennis court, there's now an official ban
In Murrayland

Nobody drinks any alcohol, they've given up for good
Everyone's eating Milky Bars and other healthy food
Fred Perry Polo shirts, imported from Taiwan
De rigeur in Murrayland

Everybody wants a mum who looks like Judy
Fierce and funny and for her age she's quite a cutie
Everybody wants an Andy Murray haircut 
Barbers everywhere are going bankrupt

Everybody's trying to make their service faster
Neds are shouting '40-love ya bastard'
They face off with sharpened Slazengers, and end up shaking hands
Here in Murrayland

No more Deep Fried Mars Bars, it's strawberries and cream
 Pimms instead of Buckfast in every housing scheme
You never get a battering, just a backhand
In Murrayland
In Murrayland

Copyright Zander 'Blind Boy' Flugga 2013

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